Riddle me this....

here is am.. another day(correction night) at the office... with absolutely nuthing to do ... my playlist has been played.. my dinner is being digested... FIFA decided not to have any matches today (bastards ! ) ... so wat do i do....?

i log onto google and look for some riddles to solve...

y riddles u ask? well our project lead has started asking us riddles in our mail.. no no not those fun riddles with funny/smart answers.... they are more like very bad rhyming questions with answers related to our work.... and they dont make sense most of the time... anyway todays riddle was :

When there is an issue worry Not
Refer me to get solution On the Spot


now im not really sure of the actual answer.... but i thought i wud be funny and reply with the answer : ME !

i decided against it coz firstly... welll no one wud buy it ... coz i really dont knw anything, secondly ppl might think im acting smart and start asking me questions like they tend to do.. and lastly and most obviously... coz the mail wud go to my PL !!

so i thought hey... there shud be some fun riddles... like the one about the polar bear... u know.. there is a square room.. each wall faces south and a bear walks by.. wats the color of the bear.... i actually found a really funny alternate answer to this one...

"Well, normally I would say white because it is a polar bear. But as we all know, global warming has f*cked them up. So there is no way a polar bear would walk by the house because it is probably dead by drowning.

So I'm going with clear, because it is a dead bear ghost."

and there started my quest of finding a site with riddles so that i cud tp (no u dota freaks... not teleport.... timepass !!! :P ) for a bit...

of course i had to work hard to find a site which had riddles AND was not blocked... luckily i finally found one... its called teacherneedhelp.com ..... firstly...wat sort of a site name is that ?!?!?! anyway the format is ur standard mock test format.... loads of questions on the top of the page and their corresponding answers at the bottom. Thoroughly bored as i was , i tried answering the questions without peeking at the answers first... coz thats wat u do with riddles right .. u try to answer them, though most of them are ur standard questions which u wud have already come across... anyway i came across a few questions whose answers didnt match mine... but i think my answers made sense too ... here are a few examples... :

1. I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
Ans: A Nose
my ans: an engine

2.They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen
Ans: Stars
my ans: the Boogie monsters

3.What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Ans: mushroom
my ans: Broom

4.I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
Ans: a sponge
My ans: (though im still trying to work out the slight glitches) the human body :P

5.It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
Ans: a Ring
my ans: (nt sure abt this one either.. still....) a womb ?!?!

6.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?]
Ans: River
My ans: a mutant/ retard?!?!?

7.What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Ans: light
My ans: the smell of supples socks! (sorry dude... )

8.Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
Ans: Jack and Jill are goldfish
My ans: read the question dumbass !!! they died from lack of water !!! and y goldfish anyway? the other fishes have learnt how to survive eh?

9.Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
Ans: a strainer
my ans: sharads freaking stomach !!! :P :P

10.If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Ans: none.. rooster dont lay eggs
My ans: but it said that the rooster did lay an egg... in that case its a hermaphrodite type rooster who is cheating on his lover.. !! and wat kind of chicks would hatch u ask ? ...well ... confused,sorry chicks who will surely be bullied later on coz of their parents

11.If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
Ans: a secret
my ans: a ciggy in h4 !( yeah yeah i knw most ppl dont like to share... but some ppl do !! )

12.What do you fill with empty hands?
Ans:a glove
my ans: ok i swear i have seen this.. ppl stuffing thier hands into their mouths... and their mouths get pretty filled (i have an alternate ans for this... but i guess the ppl who wud understand knw wat im talking abt already ;) )

13.What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
Ans: a yardstick
my ans: O.O !!!

14.What question can you never answer "yes" to?
Ans: are u asleep?
my ans: can England ever win the football world cup?? and for the record... u can answer yes to that question.... ud just be lying !!

15.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Ans: neither, the yolk is yellow.
My ans: neither ... u r a dumbass !!!
Motas answer: screw all that... is that your egg or mine ? ( in hindi : woh sab chodh... tum woh khaoge kya?)

my personal favourite:.The more you take the more you leave behind.
Ans: footsteps
My ans: a dump !!!!


ahhhhh there ... im done .. thank u for wasting ur time and reading something i typed up to waste time !

and since u ppl hv soo much time on ur hands.... how abt a call once in a while huh ?!?!?!

cheers !!